[ROFL] Boy Butter

I really have nothing witty to say about this.

I mean it’s Boy Butter.

It’s probably the smartest thing since the Make Your Own Dildo kit and would be perfect for a wedding present to any grooms to be out there.

[Women] Denise Milani

AskMen.com has a “profile” of one Denise Milani of course if you’ve never heard of her I’ll fill you in quickly (as usual):

• 5′ 4″
• 32DDD

That’s all you guys cared about anyway right? (Left?)

I’m not sure what but that last picture scares me, it reminds me of one of those H.R. Giger drawings.

Egh, [shudder]. Hmmmm, I wonder.

Anyway you can scope it all out over here.

[Women] Kerya Augustina

So I know most of you can’t remember more than a few minutes ago, “but” how many of you remember this:

This was one of those pix that started the rounds a bit back, and this girl Kerya Augustina ["stage name"] was given titles like “Best Ass On The Net”, “Best Ass On The Planet”, etc.

Remember when she did that Maxim [US] spread?

Don’t remember yet?

Well how about now:

Anyways, I just thought you all might like that “flash back”.

[Women] Jennifer Scholle

MaximOnline has some interesting words with one Jennifer Scholle, you may know her though as the girlfriend of James Blake.

You can “see” the rest over here.

[GameZ] Finally?

Well as I’m sure most of you know Grand Theft Auto IV has “finally” arrived on the streets today as I’m sure you’ve seen by the blasting of “press” in your face today.

‘Grand Theft Auto IV‘ is released by Rockstar Games.

Man stabbed while waiting to buy Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto IV is out today, but what does the M-rating mean?

Game Group relishing hotly anticipated launch of Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto IV: Media Fantasies and Delusions

Etc.

The Bunny and I still have to beat two more cities in Rock Band, (one of which requires the incompletion of the daunting Endless Set List). And being that the last game I played “extensively” and I use that term loosely was Mass Effect I’m not in any rush to go get GTAIV now or in the future.

Besides I don’t buy many games anymore due to lack of time and the rising costs of everything these days, so I prefer to just rent online for only $25 [US] a month. There’s very few games I’ll drop any cheddar on these days, the only one that I’ve purchased in the past few years since I got my 360 has been Rock Band and a few used games for around $7 [US].

I’m sure all the fan boys and prepubescents will go crazy over this game, make Take-Two a stash of cash and cause EA to up it’s offer to an easy half trillion to acquire them. ;)

That’s the real reason TT wouldn’t allow anything to happen until after the games release, it’s so obvious.

So yeah… it’s only Tuesday… and not Friday yet.

[FlashBack] Wow, Really… Two?

I can hardly believe that it’s been nearly two years since I moved over from other blogging software to the silky smooth WordPress “collective”.

Well here’s to all the good things to come for this Slack-Pro in the coming months and to hopefully more years of slacking.

- Zay

[Women] (NSFW) The McCarthy Clones “Sisters” (NSFW)

How many of you remember Jenny McCarthy? You know the “hot” but annoying chick from MTV’s Singled Out.

The girl that all the newly pubescent boys were like I think her voice grates on me but they wouldn’t mind hearing her say their name [wink]. Well she’s thirty-five [35] now and apparently she has a younger sister named Amy.

Anyway here’s a “comparison” of the two…. and yeah they’re NSFW [not.safe.for.work] so don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Jenny McCarthy (NSFW)

Amy McCarthy (NSFW)

[MovieZ] Hip-Hop Is FED…?

DVD Cover

I’m not really sure what to say about this “movie”, but it does sound… ummmm intriguing?

Three members of an elite government agency called the Hip-Hop Task Force are sent to Los Angeles to investigate the murder of up-and-coming rap star Elliot Jones. The investigation reveals the inner workings of the Feds involvement with the Hip Hop community and reveals the governments association with hot button topics such as “studio gangsters” and “the stop snitchin movement.” As the investigation takes unexpected turns, the only sure thing is: lyrics can become deadly.

Yeah I just really don’t know what to say.

I guess this is volume two, which means there was a volume one, I’m in the wrong business.

[MovieZ] Snoozerfield..zZ Z z zz…

So last night the Bunny and myself decided to rent some movies one of which was the often talked about Cloverfield and I’m not really sure what to say other than… we barely got thirty or so minutes into the movie.

I just can’t even bring myself back to watching this thing… all I can say is to really sum this thing up would be: Blair Witch Camera Work + Cheesy Porn Movie Acting / Video Game Special Effects * Lawrence of Arabia Running Time = The cinematic algebraic formula for F’ This I’m Outta Here.

I sort of get what the “filmmakers” were trying to do I suppose but ultimately I just didn’t care… and as almost all “filmmakers” will tell you, if you don’t care… chances are you’ll start to watch reruns of Buck Rogers.

[Gaming] Rockin’ Still

Well this weeks announcement’s for Rock Band downloads are as follows:

The Mother Hips – “Red Tandy” (MASTER)

The Mother Hips – “Time Sick Son of a Grizzly Bear” (MASTER)

Smashing Pumpkins – “Zero” (MASTER)

The one thing that bothers me is the following:

“This week’s tracks will *not* be available as a pack, and must be downloaded separately.”

Hmmmm… that means it looks like a $6 download week for all the DLC, beh.