Zay’z – [ Den 'O' Slack ]

Dude! Lumbergh just shot a dude!!!

So are we to expect that every year a new movie “from the creators” or “producers of” anythin stemming from the 40 Year Old Virgin will be released on the public?

Well I kind of hope so.

Is 24.

For those that missed it, Elizabeth Banks is “Fucking Seth Rogen”.

[SideNote: I some how wanted this to be funnier, sort of the same way I felt about Knocked Up. But, it's just not... oh well it does take up 3:37 of your life that you don't get back. So that's funny. Ish.]

Oh It’s All Squishy!

So FHMOnline has an “interesting” article up, that they call Become A Sexplorer (genius I know).

Within it they pose the following:

If you already like sensual massages

Then try… Using something more inventive than your palm. If you look around your house, you’ll find enough spanking tools to keep the sadistic headmaster in a Dickens novel happy. When combined with a rubdown, a few soft blows from a slipper or ping-pong paddle will increase the blood flow to the surface of the skin, making the nerve ends more sensitive during sex. For the best result, use the bristles of a hairbrush to scratch and smack her buttocks.

And you might even consider… Inunction, a fetish in which couples cover themselves with oil then roll around. The most popular choice of lubricant in the swinging California of the ’70s was Mazola cooking oil, but for a nicer aroma choose cocoa butter cream. Once you’re lathered up, you can alternate the sliding with some corporal punishment. Serious fans will even don special massage gloves, fitted with rubber points like a hedgehog, and use them to enhance the contrast between pleasure and pain.

You can ’splore the rest here.