[Women] A.L. + G.Q. = Haaaa…

Adriana Lima

GQ online has the A.L. on this months front cover.

You can check out the rest over here.

[PC] The Season of Same?

Old Faithful. . ?

So I just realized the other day that I haven’t upgraded my PC since mid to late ‘04. And I’m again lagging behind the so-called “Tech-Curve”.

• SilentX PC Case
• Abit IC7-G Motherboard
• Intel 3.2GHz HT CPU
• OCZ Tech. Plat. 3GB RAM
• Geforce BFG Tech. 6800GT [AGP]
• Sony DVD-RW [Internal]
• Sony DVD-RW [External]
• WD Raptor 36GB Hard Drive [PRIMARY (Removable)]
• WD Raptor 36GB Hard Drive [AUDIO (Removable)]
• WD Raptor 72GB Hard Drive [GAMEZ (Removable)]
• WD 160GB Hard Drive [DATA (x3)]
• WD 500GB Hard Drive [MOVIEZ/MUSIC]
• [IDE (Removable)]

So it’s not like I can’t do all the these that I “need” to do with what I have… it’s just that the cap for me in terms of workload seems so small in comparison to what “I could do”.

But you know that new IP35P looks pretty damn sexy.

Abit IP35P

Perhaps when the time comes I’ll just upgrade my DAW setup by building a separate system… which could possibly contain a silky smooth BFG NVIDIA GeForce 9800 GX2 1GB PCIe 2.0, mmmmmmm.

[GameZ] This Week In Rock

The announcement for tomorrow’s DLC release for Rock Band by Harmonix is out.

And… still no mention of any full album releases… this is probably to be expected since last week saw the release of a nearly complete Boston album.

However we do have the musical styling’s of one Jonathan Coulton in the mix.

If you don’t know who he is you should peep that out here.

[GameZ] The Slack-Effect?

Mass Effect

Hey everyone on this glorious “spring” day, coming to you from the awesomesauceyness that is the Pac.NW… hope your weekend(s) were all sorts of kick-assery.

Mine was of sorts a slacktastic weekend… I ended up spending the majority of it playing Mass Effect on Xbox 360.

Anyone that played Knights of the Old Republic knows the type of work that BioWare did on that game and how much fun those types of games are for a lot of people, especially the “sci-fi buffs” out there.

For Mass Effect they really upped their game so to speak, the cast of characters and actors that lent their voice performances to the game is impressive to say the least.

In twelve hours over the course of two days I unlocked a mere six achievements for a score of one hundred and thirty five.

But that doesn’t really matter to me, the game is an amazing amount of fun… just all sorts of goodness that has to be experienced to be full understood, or some such thing.

Anyways, back to work.

[TV] Major Boobage

In the Breastary in Nipplopolis!

So I’m sure a good portion of you watched last nights new episode of South Park entitled Major Boobage [1203], which is an amazing homage to the old school classic… Heavy Metal.

I guarantee that after last night sales of the Heavy Metal DVDs are going to significantly increase (for all four DVD versions).

“With my super lawyer powers we can rid our town of cats.“

This was probably the best episode of South Park, ever… ever.

You can and “should” go watch the episode online while you can over at the official site.

P.S.

If you’ve never seen Heavy Metal you probably should… for the sound track alone.

[MovieZ] Lumbergh, On Sunday? ;)

Dude! Lumbergh just shot a dude!!!

[MovieZ] Forgetting Sarah Marshall

So are we to expect that every year a new movie “from the creators” or “producers of” anythin stemming from the 40 Year Old Virgin will be released on the public?

Well I kind of hope so.

[Funny] Just So You Know

Is 24.

[Funny?] .F. .S. .R.

For those that missed it, Elizabeth Banks is “Fucking Seth Rogen”.

[SideNote: I some how wanted this to be funnier, sort of the same way I felt about Knocked Up. But, it's just not... oh well it does take up 3:37 of your life that you don't get back. So that's funny. Ish.]

[Sex] Sexplotation, Welcome To The Jungle?

Oh It’s All Squishy!

So FHMOnline has an “interesting” article up, that they call Become A Sexplorer (genius I know).

Within it they pose the following:

If you already like sensual massages

Then try… Using something more inventive than your palm. If you look around your house, you’ll find enough spanking tools to keep the sadistic headmaster in a Dickens novel happy. When combined with a rubdown, a few soft blows from a slipper or ping-pong paddle will increase the blood flow to the surface of the skin, making the nerve ends more sensitive during sex. For the best result, use the bristles of a hairbrush to scratch and smack her buttocks.

And you might even consider… Inunction, a fetish in which couples cover themselves with oil then roll around. The most popular choice of lubricant in the swinging California of the ’70s was Mazola cooking oil, but for a nicer aroma choose cocoa butter cream. Once you’re lathered up, you can alternate the sliding with some corporal punishment. Serious fans will even don special massage gloves, fitted with rubber points like a hedgehog, and use them to enhance the contrast between pleasure and pain.

You can ’splore the rest here.