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[ Monday ] - April 30, 2007
[ Thursday ] - April 26, 2007
[ Tuesday ] - April 24, 2007
[Music] I Apologize To Hip-Hop
Paris posted a wonderful article on the current slop that is churned out, placed on your plate and called hip-hop.
Most artistic integrity is questionable at best. My understanding is that artists are supposed to express what they believe in at all costs (if not, there’s work at the post office). But most don’t, and they mold their approaches to making music based on what they perceive major labels wanting. If Def Jam or Interscope or any of these other large culture-defining companies issued a blanket decree that they would only support material and artists with positive messages then 99% of those making music now would switch up to accommodate. That’s real talk. I’m not saying these labels should (or would), but if they did, gangstas would stop being gangstas and misogynists would stop being misogynists at the drop of a DIME.
Get the rest here.
[ Monday ] - April 23, 2007
[Music] 69 Love Songs
The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love Songs
This is pretty much genius, even if you don’t buy it look into it and if you get a chance check out the background on it [the 'band'] here.
[ Thursday ] - April 19, 2007
[Women] Nude Scenes
Over at MaximOnline they have a top ten of “Earth-Shattering Nude Scenes”, a sample:
10. Diora Baird in Wedding Crashers
It was kind of a “blink and you missed it” moment, but we’re betting there were a lot of dry eyes in the house when Diora flopped down topless on a bed during the “wedding sluts” montage. You remember her, she was the one with assets big enough to satisfy as many Wilson brothers as the movie was willing to throw at her.
Spank it all here.
Single Guy Tip# 78,934
Just because you clean your bedding and it all smells like fresh lemon scented happy, it does not mean you can, nor should you go to bed smelling of mesquite.
- Zay
[ Wednesday ] - April 18, 2007
[Concert/Music] X + Posse
Just scoped at BallerStatus.com that X-Clan and Insane Clown Posse are going out on tour starting this month (April 26th) and ending June 8th.
A confirmed list of dates was posted as well, this include:
04/26 - Grand Rapids, MI @ Orbit Room
04/27 - Cleveland, OH @ Agora Theatre
04/28 - Chicago, IL @ Congress Theater
04/29 - Maplewood, MN @ Myth
05/01 - West Des Moines, IA @ Val Air Ballroom
05/02 - Sauget, IL @ Pop’s
05/03 - Wichita, KS @ The Cotillion
05/04 - Denver, CO @ Fillmore Auditorium
05/05 - Magna, UT @ The Great Saltair
05/08 - Spokane, WA @ Big Easy
05/09 - Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater
05/11 - Chico, CA @ Senator Theater
05/12 - Sparks, NV @ New Oasis
05/13 - Las Vegas, NV @ Fort Cheyenne Casino
05/14 - Anaheim, CA @ Grove Of Anaheim
05/15 - Anaheim, CA @ Grove Of Anaheim
05/16 - Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee Theatre
05/18 - Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom
05/19 - Dallas, TX @ Palladium Ballroom
05/21 - Saint Petersburg, FL @ Jannus Landing
05/22 - Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
05/23 - Charlotte, NC @ Tremont Music Hall / The Casbah
05/25 - Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
05/26 - Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
05/27 - Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
05/29 - Norfolk, VA @ The NorVa
05/30 - Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
05/31 - Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom
06/02 - Louisville, KY @ Expo Five
06/04 - Lawrence, KS @ Granada Theatre
06/05 - Sioux Falls, SD @ Sioux Empire Fairgrounds
06/08 - Fargo, ND @ Playmaker’s Entertainment Complex
Get the full meal deal here.
[ Tuesday ] - April 17, 2007
[Joke] Is It In Yet?
A woman tells her boyfriend, “You know I am saving myself until we are married!”
He begs her, “How about I just put the head in for a while? Just let me marinate the head a little.”
She reluctantly agrees, if it’s only the head. So he proceeds to put the head in and that’s all he does, for about 30 seconds. But then he gets carried away and puts it in entirely, pumping with deep thrusts.
After a few minutes, she moans and says, “I know we have this deal that you are only putting the head in, but… this feels really good, so go ahead and give it all to me!”
Without thinking, he quickly responds, “No, a deal’s a deal.”
Get some more ‘bad’ jokes here.
;-)
[NBA] Do We Even Care Anymore?
So today the NBA has suspended referee Joey Crawford indefinitely for comments he allegedly made towards NBA “Super Star” Tim Duncan during a game.
You can scope the rest over here at Yahoo!.
