Ani-Me?

Oh man this looks so cool, like butta… whatever that means.

Ummm…

See now this would make me watch MTV again if they had funny shit like this on again:

OMG

Satan’s Space?

What I posted over at my MySpace blog:

Ok so last night in response to this post. I recieved the following comment:

Monkey God (pbuh) wishes you much happiness.

For once, Rat Jesus agrees.

Honestly, this is something of a first.

Yum yum!

Let me start off by saying, FTW? And that made me laugh…but then I also recieve a friends request from none other then the Originator of said comment: Satanic Twin. At first I’m thinking this is some type of joke, but then oh it gets so much better. Well I’ll let you read the correspondences.

I accept the friends request then send the following:

Me -

Who are you and why do I find you funny!

Satanic Twin -

I am a sentinal of the One True Monkey God and His dubious manifestation, Rat Jesus. If you find me funny, that’s because the truth is always amusing. It’s always true aswell.

Me -

LOL… I met a dude like you once… except he was sitting on a cardboard box telling me why I can’t eat SPAM.

=-/]

Are you the anti-Spam dude?

Satanic Twin -

No. SPAM is not on the list of forbidden foods. In fact, the list of forbidden foods contains only one item: magpies.

However, it is entirely possible that your anti-SPAM friend was Rat Jesus in one of his many guises.

Assuming he exists, he has the power to take on many forms, including: a one-armed croupier, a Polish fluffer, John Madden, the corpse of Mother Teresa, Steve Wynn, a fat security guard at JC Penny, the Diamondbacks’ mascot, Osama Bin Laden, Bill O’Reilly, Dan Castanella and the Denver Broncos’ secondary.

He is not to be trusted.

Me -

Amen-Ray Brotha!!!

I would never trust anything that would pretend to be the Broncos secondary… including the Broncos secondary.

Well them and Ryn Secreast… out.

Satanic Twin -

Wise, very wise.

Now you, may not find this entertaining… I however nearly wet myself like a eight year old on an ESPN televised spelling-bee.

Just had to post that.. and so you know I’m still waiting for the identity of Satanic Twins, well twin.

At this point I’m still betting on Mary Kate and Ashley or possibly the Walbergs.

=- /]

Arrrr…. Me Holiday!

Don’t forget tomorrow is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Shiver Me Timber!

(Thanks Mike.)

Also just a reminder March 20th is National Steak & BJ day so don’t forget to mark that ‘down’ ladies.

Comedians of Comedy

Go see this movie, pick it up on DVD get a bootlef whatever you have to do.

It’s basically a brief standup mini-tour put on by Patton Oswalt which has great material from Brian Posehn, Maria Bamfrod, and Zach Galifianakis (a.k.a., Fat Jesus).

The humor is just wrong and fantastically right on so many levels.

“I wish they made a morning after pill… for Denny’s Moons Over My Hammy.” - Zach G.

Go Get It! (Wherever you can find it!)

;-)]

Almost time for a triumphant return…

Keep on the look out…. be back soon.

;-)

Happy *burf*day!

Oh man… yesterday was my 27th birthday. (Which there was a 20:1 that I wouldn’t make it to 22 before a womans group did away with me.)

And let me just say…  *burp*

I just know I should be more hungover or something… but I’m not…. weird.

Anyways… just had to say that, I’ll write about it more when I start having those flashbacks or (assbacks as I like to think of them).

Peace, one love.